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Recent reviews

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  Graham Taylor: An Impossible Job 1994

  Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Wish I’d watched this before the Netherlands game last summer. Fucking robbed man. Well not really because we were shite but the title of this documentary really sums up the role.

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  Human Traffic 1999

  ★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Few laughs in there but it’s seriously naff. Certainly can be called a “cult film” because someone will try and argue this is genius when actually it’s just a bit shite.

Popular reviews

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ★★★ Watched 28 Sep 2024

  The past few years has seen a battle for the future of cinema. Disney's relentless and unapologetic trampling of the business has forced true auteurs to get their passion projects realised before it becomes basically impossible. Ari Aster's Beau is Afraid, Damien Chazelle's Babylon, Martin Scorsese's Silence, George Miller's Three Thousand Years of Longing, and David Lynch's Twin Peaks: The Return, we're seeing directors taking true risks in a fight to make sure that artistic voices are heard and seen.…

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  Only 1 film has ever really got me and that was The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Well it’s two now. There’s points in this where I literally couldn’t watch. It just also happens to be an amazing film. I attend the church of Robert Eggers and will follow all the way.