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  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★★

  • Ghost Rider

  • The Usual Suspects

    ★★★

  • Immaculate

    ★★

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★★

    How it feels to leave the EU

  • Ghost Rider

    Ghost Rider

    What I’m gonna turn into when Chris tricks me into watching another marvel movie

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  • The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

    The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

    Leaving this review on a two-hour advertisement for eHarmony featuring Ben Stiller as a dissociative incel. Reminds me of myself (a professional skateboarder). 

    Celibacy aside, the product placement in this movie was egregious - Cinnabon?! Ironically, the shameless commercialism seemed tasteful compared to the limp-wristed critique of alienated labour under capitalism.

    Nevertheless, the formulaic structure of this movie has a silver lining. Once artificial intelligence removes the need for human contribution to corporate mass media, the leeches who ‘produce’ this crap will be plunged into the economically disenfranchised masses to whom they once pandered.

    This review is dedicated to my loyal letterboxd followers.

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★

    Marvel movie; AND US propaganda; AND one singular man felt empathy 👏👏

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