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  Civil War 2024

  ★★ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  Nobody told me this was a photography movie.

  The film makers didn’t care about anything enough try and I don’t care about their film also wtf was up with the music video intermission that was way out of place

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Jan 2025

  The man across the aisle from me in the theater went like 4 for 10 on loudly and confidently introducing each new musician and it took every ounce of my strength not to tell his wife to leave him. 

  Closer to a 3 stars than 4

  Thank you

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