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Recent reviews

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Why aren't sex-workers allowed to win in the movies? Are you fucking kidding me?

  Mike Madison kills it and all three stars are for her performance.

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Skin: A History of Nudity in the Movies 2020

  ★ Watched 17 Aug 2021 2

  When I saw it was directed by a man at the end, I was like, "OHHHHHHHH so that's why it was kind of pervy!"

  This movie feels like two movies. Half of it is a documentary is trying to approach nudity in film holistically and maybe even scholarly. Then there's this other half where it's like, "Ha, remember these titties? Oh, man! Do you remember when we saw these boobs next to those boobs? And this movie, we got pubes…

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  The Matrix Resurrections 2021

  ★★ Watched 02 Jan 2022 2

  When this movie was first announced, my initial reaction was that they shouldn't make this movie. Despite Lana's best intentions, I still agree.

  This movie is for Matrix fans with a humiliation kink. "You like The Matrix, you little sub? Want some more callbacks, you dirty little fan?"

  I've already spent too much energy defending the last two sequels. I don't have it in me to defend this one. I'm tired. So tired.

  And Warner Bros, stop trying to make your IP's all related. I have had it up to HERE with your nonsense.