thomas

thomas

Favorite films

  • The Piano Teacher
  • House of 1000 Corpses
  • Julien Donkey-Boy
  • Altered States

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  • Anora

    ★★★

  • Baby Invasion

    ★★★★★

  • The Godfather

  • Ran

    ★★★★

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  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★

    the worst soundtrack ive ever heard. sean baker tortures a woman for 2 hours. i hated the bald guy. the first half is awful but it has the best ending of the year

  • Baby Invasion

    Baby Invasion

    ★★★★★

    the only dialogue in this is a twitch chat that says stuff like “speedrun to oblivion” and “babies be wildin out”

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  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    ★★★★★

    Adam Driver: I can’t have sex with you Aubrey Plaza, i have to build the worlds most awesome city out of my dead wife

    Shia LaBeouf: I Fuck My Siblings

  • Julien Donkey-Boy

    Julien Donkey-Boy

    ★★★★★

    i forgot this was the best movie ever