This shit is so fucking bad its offensive…
If i listed everything wrong with this drivel id just be rehashing the entire script.
I’d say do better but Shamalamaman needs to be banned from making movies atp.
Literally seen better acting in porn.
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The French Connection 1971
Uninteresting characters, some cheesy editing, and drawn out sequences riding on the back of the beautiful backdrop of 1970s NYC.
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