toonlinc

toonlinc

Favorite films

  • The Batman
  • Her
  • The Holdovers
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

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  • Transformers One

    ★★★½

  • Trap

    ½

  • The French Connection

    ★★½

  • Bull

    ★★

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  • Transformers One

    Transformers One

    ★★★½

    Really fun love letter to the transformers franchise. The only weak point was the ‘kids movie’ style dialogue/humor, but the script was solid otherwise. Its a shame that making $150m is considered underperforming these days, but the marketing was pretty bad. There’s a perfect set up for a war for cybertron sequel, but I would prefer a darker tone for that story. Might just be best as a one-off. 

    Scarlett Johanson and Chris Hemsworth are both particularly talented voices actors. During one scene where Elita was comforting Orion I found myself wanting to watch Her again…

  • Trap

    Trap

    ½

    This shit is so fucking bad its offensive…
    If i listed everything wrong with this drivel id just be rehashing the entire script. 
    I’d say do better but Shamalamaman needs to be banned from making movies atp. 
    Literally seen better acting in porn.

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  • Carry-On

    Carry-On

    ½

    Shocked people are giving this even mediocre reviews, and die hard comparisons are insane. The premise is interesting but the execution is god awful. The movie starts out as a cheesy but fun thriller with more plot holes than a Detroit road, but with every minute that passes the fun is replaced by tediousness and an onslaught of infuriatingly bad tropes. This movie made me mad. Gave it an extra half star because I sat through it. Every time a…

  • Monkey Man

    Monkey Man

    ★★★½

    What a weird viewing experience. Never before have I been so impressed and bored by one movie. The first act is just too much; constant action with no substance. While the final act has some of the most exciting action scenes I have seen in years, it isn’t enough to completely redeem the movie. The soundtrack contains fantastic songs and original music, but the breadth between genres is too wide to match the relatively stable tone/tempo of the movie. Although…

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