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  Godzilla Minus One 2023

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 05 Nov 2024

  Meant to make it on the 3rd, oh well. Also semi-interesting BTS stuff but only the opening. The ending segment felt like shallow wankery but I guess that's showbiz or something

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  Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 2008

  ★★½ Rewatched 17 Feb 2024

  First half rules. Even with the fridge scene, it genuinely rules. Really only starts to get dumb around the exploration stuff. Second half in general makes me want to neck myself though. So much potential. Rewatched in prep for the newest one. I'm sure I'll love it. Find out soon, all my zero fans. Very soon I'll let you know what I think about the 2.5 hour long Indiana Jones 5. I'm sure I'll love it. My rating for this film is only for the first 3rd, btw.

Popular reviews

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  Cannibal Holocaust 1980

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 May 2014 8

  This is going to sound pretty bad, but I think the most important part of the film is the turtle scene. Up until then, we had been flirting with the idea that the white characters are just as savage as the natives, or even more so, and this confirms something even darker. The cannibals may do horrible things to other human beings, but here we see the film crew enjoying mutilating the turtle. This is also Deodato's most damning criticism…

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  Windy City Heat 2003

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Apr 2017

  I have always believed that cruelty is funny, and most comedy comes from the suffering of someone (yourself or others). So Windy City Heat is right up my alley and even takes it one step further. It's similar to the induction of Shakespeare's Taming of the Shrew, a typically cut segment featuring a drunk waking up and being tricked into believing he is actually a wealthy lord who has been in a coma for years. Perry is so stupid and…

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