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  The BFG 2016

  ★½ Watched 11 Jan 2025

  There's only one BFG my family needs and it's in Doom

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  The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Jan 2025

  This dinky TV show-based movie aged better in 20 years than some big budget blockbusters have in 5

Popular reviews

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  Cans Without Labels 2019

  ½ Rewatched 30 Apr 2024 1

  The fact that someone infamous for being such an anal-retentive perfectionist made something this sloppy and haphazard really shows what a loser John K is and how wrong we were to worship the ground he walked on

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  Felix the Cat Saves Christmas 2004

  ½ Watched 17 May 2024

  I've written a video review that I can't make because of some computer problems, so until I can, I'll say it here first: This movie SUUUCKS.

  I already wasn't the biggest fan of Joe Oriolo's Felix the Cat (give me the original Otto Messimer run or Twisted Tales anyday), but this thing takes "meandering" to a whole new extreme. The already paper-thin plot takes numerous pit stops for pointless songs and gag sequences that could've been decent if not for…

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