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  Rango 2011

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 27 Mar 2025

  The Nickelodeon Johnny Depp lizard western is one of those movies that's WAAAY better than it probably has any right to be

  Like holy fuck it's almost ridiculous how hard this goes

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  The BFG 2016

  ★½ Watched 11 Jan 2025

  There's only one BFG my family needs and it's in Doom

Popular reviews

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  Cans Without Labels 2019

  ½ Rewatched 30 Apr 2024 1

  The fact that someone infamous for being such an anal-retentive perfectionist made something this sloppy and haphazard really shows what a loser John K is and how wrong we were to worship the ground he walked on

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  Felix the Cat Saves Christmas 2004

  ½ Watched 17 May 2024

  I've written a video review that I can't make because of some computer problems, so until I can, I'll say it here first: This movie SUUUCKS.

  I already wasn't the biggest fan of Joe Oriolo's Felix the Cat (give me the original Otto Messimer run or Twisted Tales anyday), but this thing takes "meandering" to a whole new extreme. The already paper-thin plot takes numerous pit stops for pointless songs and gag sequences that could've been decent if not for…

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