Gar. Bage. I’m not sure how we’re getting Dracula, who’s been doing to same thing for a fucking century and a quarter, defrosted and reheated AGAIN, maybe the single most over-adapted novel of all time, yet people are praising this as if it isn’t the stalest mustiest horseshit dug up from the public domain but with some “fresh but also still conveniently public domain” arthouse cred IP slapped on top in order to arbitrarily distinguish itself from the pandemic of…
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Singapore Sling 1990
Halloween Month 2024: Spooky Sonnets
In a world that time forgot, barfed up from
The kinky fever dreams of film noir,
Two insane murderesses find a bum
Who may be a PI on search afar
For the abstraction of Laura, missing.
Psycho-sexual madness sends these three,
With slave and master erased by kissing,
To the depths of plotless inanity.
Bacchanalian feasts with puke-dried lips
Lead to kitchen knife dildoes and death.
Their endless BDSM fiction tips
From pain of the flesh to stopping of breath.
In the end, cinema is but a lie
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Joker 2019
2019 Rhyme-Up:
(Watched under the title "The Jokester")
Why this exists, I can answer this one
Comic book movies are no longer fun
We’ve had them so long they’ve begun to devour
All genres they border, increasing their power
When looking at funny books searching for truth
Its akin to a mouth lacking even one tooth
A mastermind clown is a silly conceit
It’s nonsense for kids, not some artistic feat
But apparently I should be somber and still
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When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth 1970
Harryhausen’s “One Million Years B.C.” was a prehistoric monster-sized hit for Hammer Studios, so while there’s little surprise in this shameless carbon copy’s existence, there’s absolutely no excuse for how thoroughly it tests your patience. This is not a film with an identity of its own, having expanded the occasional fake caveman speak from the earlier picture into a downright talky screenplay, as if there’s actual drama going on and not a bunch of adults screaming the same 3 nonsense…
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