Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  Mental. First half is way better than the second half. I felt like it didn’t know when or how to end.

  Baffles me that this was up for Oscars too. 

  I’ll probably watch it again at some point.

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★★ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  Shades of The Thing, Alien, The Last of Us and Annihilation. Basically a mashup of all of your favourite sci-fi films. 

  It was ok though in a watch once type of way. 

  Also - VERY strong rope!

Popular reviews

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  Suspiria 2018

  ½ Watched 30 Apr 2019

  Wow!

  Either that is;

  A) a fucking masterpiece that I’m too stupid to understand, or 

  B) a sack of unadulterated, nonsensical, up-its-own-arse shite!

  Spoiler - it’s the latter!

  What a crushing disappointment! Even the much hyped broken bone dance wasn’t all it was cracked up to be!

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  This Is a Robbery: The World's Biggest Art Heist 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Apr 2021

  I better have a look in my ma’s loft....

  Fascinating stuff.