Favorite films

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  Y'all actually nominated this for best picture?

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  The Love Witch 2016

  ★★★ Watched 01 Feb 2025 1

  Dont tell my GF that I ranked The Love Witch this low. She thinks I gave it a 4. I'm fearful if she ever does find out, that she will start using witchcraft, murder me, and bury me with her infested jar of urine, topped with a bloody tampon...

Popular reviews

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Jul 2024 2

  I smashterbated soon after

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Jun 2023

  Everything is perfect

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