The first 30 minutes of this movie was a testament to just how not straight I am. I feel like it didn't go very far and when it did, it took too long to get there. I was expecting this to be campier than it was.
The main characters felt like background characters. When Selena's character leaves, the other girls still didn't feel like they had substantial dialogue or purpose until maybe the end. James Franco was alright, but I…