Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Cremator 1969

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Discovered this because of a dodgy Kanye West meme.

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  Camp Slaughter 2004

  ★ Watched 24 Sep 2024

  After watching this, I think it is fair to say we have enough evidence to classify Martin Munthe as some form of international terrorist. He is undermining the fine nation of Sweden to literally dozens of poor unfortunate people who have had to watch this this. And to think this film is from the land of Bergman!

Popular reviews

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  The Vigil 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Jan 2021

  This may be easily brushed off as another bunch of Blumhouse bullshit, but I believe there is a lot more to this film. Let me explain...

  Let me first say this does have three key flaws. The lighting for the most part aims for moody and glum but lands more into the range of 'I wish I could see a bit more'. Alongside this, the middle act of the film has 3-4 jump scares that were not earned and really…

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  Python 2000

  ★★★ Watched 15 Jul 2021

  A big blurry CGI snake melts and mauls the hapless residents of a town populated entirely by what appears to be bad sitcom characters.

  A completely ridiculous mess that's so bad it's good. Robert Englund hams it up and Casper Van Dien has a horrible accent and moustache. The snake looks like a stretched out poop rat and I love it. Fun trash!