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  Pinocchio: A True Story 2021

  ★ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  I'm so upset because the whole reason I watched this was because of the funny Tommy Wiseau level awkwardness of the lines but APPARENTLY there is another dubbed version that redoes the lines so they are delivered completely differently, guess which version I watched. Anyway this movie is still absolutely insane and really fun to watch with friends but I cannot imagine watching this shit by myself it would put me on the news and in a straight jacket. I…

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  Iron Man 2 2010

  ★★★ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  I really don't like the villain in this movie and how I have to suspend my disbelief that even with the same technology this suit that's the equivalent of a garage dirt bike can compete with a suit that's a formula one car. This makes Tony feel so inept as a protagonist though I do like how it focuses on the alcoholism aspect of the character. I really like that they let Black Widow actually do espionage in this movie which is super fun but besides that this feels really similar to the first movie but with less sauce.

Popular reviews

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  Monty Python and the Holy Grail 1975

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Jan 2025

  It is crazy to me that people were capable of this kind of humor back in the 70's. It feels like I'm watching a prehistoric YouTube poop, the primordial shitpost. This must have influenced modern comedy to a level I can't even imagine. There are so many bits that hold up to this day and made me laugh, I understand why so many people quote this movie all the time.

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  Eight Crazy Nights 2002

  ★½ Watched 19 Dec 2024

  This movie's an ironic goldmine with a ton of quotable lines and funny songs. That being said I have no idea how they got an animation team this talented and forced them to pump out this nightmare of a movie. I can only imagine one of the animators missing the real holidays with their family to work overtime on a scene where someone gets covered in shit while a single tear drops from their face thinking about how they got…

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