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Pinned reviews

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  Beau Is Afraid 2023

  ★★★ Watched 26 Apr 2023

  That's it Ari Aster, I'm taking away your director privileges. No more movies for you. Go sit in time out and think about what you did.

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  The Blue Angels 2024

  Watched 24 May 2024

  I'm proud my tax dollars support loop-de-loops

Recent reviews

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  Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Similar to the film's message of wolves cloaked as men, Jin Roh is an in-depth examination of post war politics cloaked as a violent thriller.

  Increasingly relevant today, we see the cycle of protests, violence, and coverups. The Panzer's glowing red eyes and bloodthirsty MG-42s patrol the underground, even beneath the police. Their pledge to their people stained by brutality and over-militarization. This fuels more protests and tension, only leading to the exact civil unrest they aim to combat. Suppression…

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  I was really hoping they were gonna make the turtle the new pope :(

Popular reviews

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  Under the Influence 2022

  ★★★★★ Added

  This review is sponsored by SeatGeek

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  A Foreign Affair 2003

  ½ Watched 06 Jan 2023 1

  My prof gave me a B- on my script I was super proud of so I watched this movie he wrote from 2003 and his script is 10x worse than mine.