Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  *bonk* straight to horny jail!

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Dec 2024

  They really put a shoebill stork in this movie and thought I wouldn't notice.

Recent reviews

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  I got anxious just watching them smoke week in a foreign city.

  A cute story and an endearing performance from both the leads. Jesse Eisenberg does a great job playing Jesse Eisenberg!

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  Tombstone 1993

  ★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Just guys bein' dudes,
  Shootin' the shit,
  Ridin' by the seat of their pants.

  Yee haw.

Popular reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2024 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Hot Frosty 2024

  ★ Watched 16 Dec 2024

  Poor Things for men with Raynaud's