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Mickey 17 2025
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
A fun time! Refreshingly non-quippy jokes and actually cute cgi creatures. The way that exploitation and objectification weaves into all of Mickey’s relationships, even his positive ones, is so so interesting. Mickey’s relationship with his girlfriend is especially interesting and she does a great job too. Robert Pattinson does an amazing job, especially changing his performance as his different versions. The Musk/Trump analogy would be over-the-top if that was possible, which it isn’t lol, and Mark Ruffalo and Toni Collette…
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King Arthur: Legend of the Sword 2017
I would have bet an anvil being dropped on my cock and balls that I had not seen this film as I opened this app to log it for what I would learn with horror was the second time
Quite literally the most forgettable film of all time
Like the middle montage part of a mediocre video game cinematic trailer but for two hours. Every half hour or so one of those horse selfie angle stabilized shots happen and you’re…
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Elf Bowling: The Movie 2007
Less bowling and more racism and titty physics than you would think possible in an 80 minute children’s film
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