Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Thelma 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 31 Jan 2025

  Oh look, a movie about literally my grandma

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  Migration 2023

  ★★ Watched 21 Nov 2024

  No depth or decent sense of direction. Someone should buy out Illumination and put it out of its misery because when they’re not putting out these forgettable movies they’re dry humping their minions to an unholy level. It’s all they have.

Popular reviews

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  No One Will Save You 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Oct 2023 2

  Home Alone but with Aliens. I refuse to believe she owned and lived in that house by herself.

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  Sharknado 2013

  ½ Watched 22 Mar 2023

  Syfy Films is the kid in school who cracks a joke with a goofy laugh and looks around to see if anyone else laughed.

  I could have waited another 10 years to watch this.