Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Stop Making Sense 1984

  Watched 24 Mar 2025

  I was happy stimming the whole time

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  Blood Harvest 1987

  Watched 05 Mar 2025

  No way in hell Nic Cage didn’t base Longlegs on Merv

Popular reviews

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  The Descent 2005

  Watched 08 Nov 2023

  Was a lot scarier before the one million jump cut fight scenes

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  Moebius 2013

  Watched 03 Apr 2023

  Do prostate orgasms not exist in this world or

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