Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Erin Brockovich 2000

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 04 Dec 2024 1

  julia roberts CUNTaminated the drinking water with DIVAvalent chroMOTHERium, at levels over 5,000 parts per billion

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  Re-Animator 1985

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 12 Jul 2024

  epitome of the bratty bottom/subby top/cool glowing reanimating agent dynamic

Recent reviews

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  Futurama: Bender's Game 2008

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  like a four parter of pretty decent episodes bc that’s exactly what it is. why is femcentaur hermes with the blonde pixie cut so hot??

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  Breakfast on Pluto 2005

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  obsessed with her vocab, a queen after my own heart!!

  “oh figgly boogles. whats the point?”
  “well icky oaky me!”

  i like how they captured the horror of being a young doll in the 70s by having The Troubles follow her wherever she goes. i am so thankful for the happy ending this movie does not have the range

  the name Kitten has been ruined for me by the internet

Popular reviews

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  The People's Joker 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Apr 2024

  this was a gut punch in the best possible way

  so i went to the tattoo parlor next door to the ifc center at 12:30am and i’m getting a hello kitty lighter impulse tattoo

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  Castle Freak 1995

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025 2

  why is this surprisingly similar to liar, liar?? we got a child wishing her estranged parents were back together, combs giving jim carrey as a shitty philandering dad, and there’s a booby sex worker. this just has a castrated italian freak in lieu of a magic wish

  barbera crampton looks SO good in her funeral cowl/scarf