wait, what? so some guy blows a horn and summons those kids from the first film, they risk their lives to help him win his kingdom back and then jesus lion, oh, who apparently wields ultimate power over time and space by the way, zaps everyone back to their shitty lives in war torn 40s london. thanks aslan, we sure didnt want to return to our former glorius kings and queens of legend status here in the beautiful land of narnia, we'll just be off to get bombed the fuckery by Hitler. cheery fucking o.
oh, and izzard as the mouse is painful.
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