Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Elevation 2024

  ★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  I’m sucking wind whenever I’m in Denver so there’s no way I’m making it over 8,000 feet. That being said I can’t imagine how shitty it would be knowing you’re being tracked down and murdered by discount bin Death Angels.

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  The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  They’re taking everything good away from us in America under the false pretenses of efficiency and austerity. My mental health and livelihood are spiraling down the drain day by day in this ever crumbling dystopia. I’ll probably end up in an internment camp at some point. But goddammit I got back a zany Daffy Duck, a perturbed Porky Pig, and surprised with a STEM practicing Petunia Pig! If I have to rot away in a roofless Children of Men-style cage erected in the parking lot of a long abandoned Hooters restaurant, at least I’ll go out knowing that Daffy got to use his big hammer again!

Popular reviews

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  The Silence 2019

  ★★½ Watched 10 Apr 2019 5

  Three days into the apocalypse...

  ‘The girl is fertile.’

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  Intersect 2020

  ★ Watched 13 Mar 2021

  I wish someone would have traveled back in time two hours and told me not to watch this. And it’s kind of sad that the acting doesn’t get halfway decent until the kid versions of the main characters are introduced.

  REMEMBER...DO NOT WATCH THIS.