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The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024
The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie follows Daffy Duck and Porky Pig (both played by Eric Bauza) as they're friendship is tested when the Earth is threatened. There was several years where the Looney Tunes wackiness and charm seemed to have been lost, but this film brings it back. Filled with slapstick humor and witty jokes, the film has plenty of laughs. Some of it doesn't land, and the storyline moves forward a bit sloppily, but…
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Paddington in Peru 2024
Paddington in Peru follows London's favorite bear as he and his adopted family returns to his birth country in search of his aunt. The worst film in the trilogy, instead of being "great", this entry is "very very good": A sign of one of the best trilogies in film history. The stakes are great, the villains are goofy but grounded, and the hijinks are ensued. The film comes a bit muddled when it follows his adopted family, but it all…
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Weird: The Al Yankovic Story 2022
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story follows the parody singer's rise to stardom through the lens of a parody of biopic films. Fittingly absurd and unexpected, the film is unpredictable in where it will go next as the story heightens as it moves forward. Daniel Radcliffe does a wonderful job as Al, playing the role authentically as it is written: The world the film builds is quirky and improbable, but it is Al's world, his truth. It's a fun performance and…
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The Substance 2024
The Substance follows a celebrity who takes a serum to unlock a younger version of herself. A body horror film that uses its shock to drive in its theme. It features strong performances by Demi Moore (Elisabeth) and Margaret Qualley (Sue), who play almost anthropomorphic versions of body dysmorphia and jealousy. There's something often ignored but important about satires like this that land more on-the-nose purposefully: They drive in the themes hard to make sure they're fully understood and to…
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