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  Napoleon 2023

  ★★ Watched 02 Mar 2024 1

  This movie was ass and I’ve never wanted my money back more. To even write this much about such a pathetic excuse of a film is wasting my life away, so I’ll leave it at that.

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2024

  So Star Wars meets Space Jesus meets Game of Thrones. Intriguing enough for you? Thought so. 

  I’m not sure I’ve ever had to write out the plot of a movie just to remember everything that happened over the last 3 hours. For the casual viewer this is a film that draws you in and forces you to hold on for the duration of the film. 

  When I sat down, I was expecting a politically centered “get back” style film, focusing…

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  Fantastic Mr. Fox 2009

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Jan 2024

  Easy 4/5. Considered 5/5 but it’s such mainstream movie I wasn’t sure that I wasn’t being influenced by outside noise. The pacing is great and keeps you roped into the story for the duration. This is obviously a film where younger and older viewers come away with two distinct messages. While I understood the broader scope: Working together, being responsible to your family, sacrificing your personal interests, and the mantra of “we’re wild animals” being synonymous with “it’s human nature”,…

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