Trey Constantinou

Trey Constantinou

The greatest lie the devil ever told was convincing the world he didn’t exist

Favorite films

  • GoodFellas
  • Donnie Darko
  • Boogie Nights
  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

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  • Hot Tub Time Machine

    ★★★½

  • Hot Tub Time Machine 2

    ★★½

  • Coffee with Barbie

  • Carry-On

    ★★½

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  • Coffee with Barbie

    Coffee with Barbie

    This is probably the funniest short film I’ve ever seen

  • Seven Psychopaths

    Seven Psychopaths

    ★★★½

    Very unique and enjoyable movie

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  • Steve Jobs

    Steve Jobs

    ★★★★½

    Fassbender will always be the most criminally underrated actor

  • The French Dispatch

    The French Dispatch

    ★★★★

    I'm honestly pressed that Wes Anderson decided to animate a car chase instead of doing it in his own Wes Anderson way. I don’t know if it was budget reasons or he didn’t take on the challenge, but I think that was a cheap cop out. 

    Criticisms of this movie are all fair and I agree with them, but I still thoroughly enjoyed another trip through a Wes Anderson story.  


    “I’m not brave. I just wasn’t in the mood to be a disappointment to everybody.”


    This movie should be seen with a cig in hand. I can’t really explain why, but it feels right.