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Recent reviews

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  Au Hasard Balthazar 1966

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Bordering on unwatchable for those with even a slightest glimmer of hope in their hearts. 

  A genuinely perfect film.

  Gonna go buy a donkey now and give him a perfect life.

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  Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024

  ★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  What the fuck was that?

Popular reviews

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  Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan 1989

  ½ Watched 01 Mar 2024

  They shoot up the MC with enough heroin to kill an elephant and she doesn’t even get dopesick at the end of the movie.

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  Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith 2005

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  Hands down the best of the prequels.

  For all its faults, it’s a solid action flick that plays its politics in a much smarter way than most liberal pundits are able to do nowadays. Lucas doesn’t shy away from claiming that the well-meaning senate is part of the overall plot to destroy the republic. You couldn’t pry this sort of shit out of the top columnists at the NYT.

  Certified banger for a Star Wars film in 2005.

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