Tim

Tim

Favorite films

  • The Legend of Boggy Creek
  • Stalker
  • Alien
  • Rush Hour

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  • Conan the Barbarian

    ★★★★★

  • The Phantom Carriage

    ★★★★★

  • Crash

    ★★★★

  • The Godfather

    ★★★★★

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  • Conan the Barbarian

    Conan the Barbarian

    ★★★★★

    Arnold is one of my favorite actors, not ironically. Every single thing about his performance and presence on screen is bizarre and he’s genuinely a pretty uncanny weirdo to watch in any role. Robert Howard’s source material is beautiful. Everything about this movie rules.

  • The Phantom Carriage

    The Phantom Carriage

    ★★★★★

    The ultimate new years movie. I watched this one for the first time on New Years Day 2021, after reading Claude Lecouteux’s mention of it in PHANTOM ARMIES OF THE NIGHT as a modern example of European traditions of midwinter caravans of nocturnal aerial sprits (kind of like the ones in New Jersey right now).

    It’s a beautiful, very scary little fairytale, a dark Scandinavian ITS A WONDERFUL LIFE where the grim reaper shows you exactly how much better off everyone would have been without you. The KTL score for it is worth a rewatch.

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  • Crash

    Crash

    ★★★★

    Wonderful exploration of sublimated sexuality where 0% of the sexuality is actually sublimated.

    Nothing paranormal. Car accidents are common subjects of precognitive dreams, missed opportunity to make it a movie about precognition, too.

  • The Godfather

    The Godfather

    ★★★★★

    Excellent despite the total absence of any supernatural events or themes. Luckily, the Sopranos corrected this decades later with their sophisticated depictions of the paranormal experiences of Italian American criminals.

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