Favorite films
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
Recent activity
All
Recent reviews
More-
The Substance 2024
Pure dog shite.
This felt like a giant handful of the greatest films had been put through a blender with decomposing chicken broth and bile. I had to slowly sip that concoction for 140 mins.
Genuinely felt nauseous from beginning to end, and I still feel sick now.
“That’s what you’re supposed to feel!”
Oh right - that’s sick!
Make up and special effects were clearly pretty amazing, that’s what makes it 1 star.
Translated from by -
Popular reviews
More-
Inglourious Basterds 2009
The feeling when Christoph Waltz is on screen is unlike anything I have seen before. A legitimately terrifying presence.
The first scene was genius, perfectly setting you up for what you are about to sink your teeth into.
Translated from by -
