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Recent reviews

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★★ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  A Rom Com that uses a long slasher chase sequence to develop the romance between both leads.

  Unserious. Fun. Well done gore.

  Mason Gooding is attractive AF.
  Olivia Holt does another good job in a slasher movie (she was also good in Totally Killer). 

  Jordana Brewster doesn’t really age.
  Devon Sawa wears the fuck out of his jeans. 

  You can clock the killer from a mile away tho.

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  Companion 2025

  ★ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  Boring AF.
  Quaid plays the same character every movie. 

  At least “Deadly Friend” gave us the satisfaction of seeing Mama Fratelli’s head get blown-up by a basketball.

  This movie just serves Repetitive Stabbings: The Movie.

  Dull.

Popular reviews

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  Basura! I havent turned off a movie in disgust since Rob Zombie’s Halloween.

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★½ Watched 26 Dec 2023

  Good visual look. Silly movie. Pike is a queen and has the best performance. The rest is Talented Mr Ripley crossed with the messy shocks of Nip/Tuck.

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