Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  Watched 28 Oct 2024

  Good film hiding behind 17 unforced own goals

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  Anyone But You 2023

  Watched 30 Aug 2024

  In the apocalyptic wasteland of the modern rom-com landscape I am grateful for this stale crumb

Popular reviews

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  Transformers: Age of Extinction 2014

  ★½ Watched 22 Dec 2014

  Bay does the impossible and succeeds in making giant robots and explosions extremely boring. For three. ****ing. Hours.

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  Prey 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Sep 2022

  As the proud owner of a two year-old I’m just happy to watch something that’s vaguely in the zeitgeist and isn’t total shit