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  Presence 2024

  ½ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  This movie is fucking awful

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Aug 2024

  Does Nicolas cage have long legs ? I don’t remember seeing any . This shit was so fire though . 

  DADDDYYYYYYYY MOMMYYYYYYYYY

Popular reviews

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  Rise of the Planet of the Apes 2011

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 12 May 2024

  NOOOOOOOO

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  Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter 2012

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Jan 2023

  The 5 star rating isn’t ironic in the slightest. This movie is amazing and makes me wanna fight the presidents who are secretly vampire. Watch it now

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