DCmarkowski

DCmarkowski

Favorite films

  • City of God
  • Snatch
  • Martyrs
  • Alien

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  • The Electric State

    ★★★½

  • The Line

    ★★★

  • End of Watch

    ★★½

  • Watcher

    ★★★★

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  • The Electric State

    The Electric State

    ★★★½

    I can't believe Planters Peanut's made their mascot into Martin Luther King Jr.

    Also Chris Pratt is gay in this, sexually.

  • The Line

    The Line

    ★★★

    There is a line, and eventually it gets crossed.

    Plus they hit the slopes a ton in this movie.

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  • Tom Segura: Sledgehammer

    Tom Segura: Sledgehammer

    ★★½

    This fall from grace was harder than that one time this man fell apart like an action figure during a slam dunk contest, and then continued to talk about if for the past 2 years as if it's his Magnus Opus.

    Similar to his much fatter and vastly unfunnier counterpart Burnt Kreshna and his subsequent, "Machine", story.

    I like the silly voices he gives his psychopath children.

  • Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga

    Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga

    ★★★

    This comedy special is like a golf clap, in that being, while there is laughs to be had, they are effortless little chuckles throughout the whole thing.

    No big belly laughs to be found.

    At least he's consistent.

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