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Favorite films

  • The Greasy Strangler
  • Digimon: The Movie
  • Jennifer's Body
  • Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

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  • Nothing but Trouble

    ★★★½

  • Dolittle

    ★½

  • Sugarcane

    ★★★

  • The Brutalist

    ★★★★½

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  • Nothing but Trouble

    Nothing but Trouble

    ★★★½

    A certified banger for only the most deranged Aykroyd and/or Chase heads out there (Like the bitch who's writing this review rn 🤭). It's been a long time since I last saw it and admittedly passed the fuck out like an hour in after a very successful Oscar's party. Nevertheless though I had a great time waking up for 30 second increments and just seeing the most bizarre batshit scenes going down on screen. I can't wait to watch it again very, very soon and blast some Digital Underground while I'm at it.

  • Dolittle

    Dolittle

    ★½

    Nothing is more satisfying than seeing a room full of people react to the Dragon scene for the first time even after explicitly telling them it was going to happen before starting the movie.

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  • Inuyasha the Movie: Affections Touching Across Time

    Inuyasha the Movie: Affections Touching Across Time

    ★★★

    Not gonna’ lie dawg, I mostly watched this just so I could stare at my boy Sesshomaru. The entire Inuyasha voice cast is very nostalgic and comforting to hear again after not watching it for almost 10 years, but god damn does that pretty fem boy demon do something to me.

  • Transformers One

    Transformers One

    ★★★★

    DOOMED YAOI OPTIMUS PRIME AND MEGATRON MY BELOVED NOOOOOOO 😭😭😭