Characters so flat they make skeletons look fleshed out, buckets of gore but without any creativity, cheap juvenile shock value and desperate attempts at titillation. The director and writer showing his whole ass with how much the feminine form utterly terrifies him but utterly fails to translate into scares beyond gross-out gags. The definitive case of a great score not being able to save a bad film.
I don’t know which male self insert character to most accurately envision the…