Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  Watched 19 Mar 2025

  I enjoyed this a lot more than LongLegs, in part, because this film accepts that it's dumb.

  Those monkey teeth are yuck.

  Also can someone explain why Andrew Scott is in this?

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  Josie and the Pussycats 2001

  Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Some of the most bewildering sets I've ever seen.

Popular reviews

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  Quad I+II 1981

  Added

  Plays to the same pleasure as watching the DVD icon on a television screen bounce around endlessly waiting for it to hit the corner perfectly. Except here, it hits it every time.

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  Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024

  Watched 07 Sep 2024

  My hoe ass would marry this fucker.