Tsari Paxton

Tsari Paxton Pro

Favorite films

  • Nashville
  • Scream
  • Carol
  • A Different Man

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  • Quiz Lady

  • Piece By Piece

  • The Little Mermaid

  • Heretic

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  • The Little Mermaid

    The Little Mermaid

    I don’t know how you make the little mermaid this drab and lifeless but well done disney

  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    ★★★★★

    Anybody else think Nic and Javi are gay for each other?

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  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★★★

    Another great film wrapped in a trainwreck from Emerald Fennell. Lady, please learn a touch of restraint & give your narratives space to breathe. Props to Barry Keogan’s dick though.

  • Horseplay

    Horseplay

    ★★½

    This film reminds of the one time I went on holiday with a group of mostly straight guys. They played terrible music, drank non-stop til there was nothing left in the fridge and ate nothing but frozen pizzas.

    There were points where I was warming to the film and thought it might transcend its homoerotic mumblecore beginning. But when the film reached for more, I found the storytelling heavy-handed and like after that holiday, I left the film feeling that not a single meaningful conversation was had.