Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Little Mermaid 2023

  Watched 11 Mar 2025

  I don’t know how you make the little mermaid this drab and lifeless but well done disney

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  The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Anybody else think Nic and Javi are gay for each other?

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★ Watched 21 Nov 2023 1

  Another great film wrapped in a trainwreck from Emerald Fennell. Lady, please learn a touch of restraint & give your narratives space to breathe. Props to Barry Keogan’s dick though.

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  Horseplay 2022

  ★★½ Watched 15 Oct 2022

  This film reminds of the one time I went on holiday with a group of mostly straight guys. They played terrible music, drank non-stop til there was nothing left in the fridge and ate nothing but frozen pizzas.

  There were points where I was warming to the film and thought it might transcend its homoerotic mumblecore beginning. But when the film reached for more, I found the storytelling heavy-handed and like after that holiday, I left the film feeling that not a single meaningful conversation was had.