Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Gringo Papi 2022

  ½ Watched 01 Apr 2025

  Had to see this junk for myself finally. WOOF. 

  Best part was when he basically said “y’all know about quinceaners??” And explained them to us lmfao 

  I can’t imagine releasing this to the world. Fuckin humiliating. He literally just talks. There are like no jokes. It’s actually so funny when you watch it and realize there are no actual jokes LMFAO!! 

  The people in the crowd must be paid actors. There’s just no fucking way. What a treat. Legit what…

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★½ Watched 31 Mar 2025

  I feel like this shit sucked. The ending was pretty awesome but the rest of the movie was way too boring. Thank god it was short 

  I’m convinced I’ll never see another god tier fassbender movie as long as I live. Idk what happened

Popular reviews

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  Princess Mononoke 1997

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Mar 2025 2

  Seeing this in IMAX was incredible. The scale of this shit was so crazy. Seeing some of the greatest animation of all time on one of the biggest screens around is an honor

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  My Old Ass 2024

  ½ Watched 10 Nov 2024

  Ooohhhh fuckkkk stay away from chad because he’s just the fucking coolest oh my goddd chad is just the best guy ever fuckkkk I don’t want to be a lesbian anymore I want to be with chad even though he’s going to fucking die I don’t care knowing Chad is the best fucking thing ever holy shit I love Chad