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  Evolution 2015

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  CPR performed wrong, the rescuer is supposed to pinch the victim's nose while giving him the breaths. Apart from that, this one was a pleasurable watch, mesmerizing and aesthetically impeccable.

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  Albino Farm 2009

  ½ Watched 24 Dec 2024

  Worst movie i've ever watched... Last 40 minutes were shot in absolute dark, so i could only guess what the hell was going on. Not a single albino in the film, just a bunch of rural mutants. Unlikable characters, running in circles for no reason. Not a single fight or suspense scene, just a relentless hide and seek with the most idiotic villains ever.

Popular reviews

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  Corn 2004

  ★½ Watched 09 Oct 2024 1

  Watched this one just for Jena Malone and her acting is the only thing that kept me going.. The cover is misleading, nothing ever really happens here and the ending was probably the most dissapointing i've ever witnessed... Half a star more for Jena's performance.

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  Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Nov 2024

  There has to be some kind of a monster behind the cameras, cause the acting gives the impression they have been abducted or something. Too emotional roles, given to actors with the emotional capacity of an Andromedan alien. Fake bird effects right from the first second of the movie and peaking in the last 20 minutes. Last 20 minutes was just a chaotic collection of bird attacks, aiming some duchebags with guns, not able to aim right once. The birds…

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