Betty is one of the more bizarre horror protagonists I’ve seen. She seems completely unaffected by anything happening to her- the brutal murders she’s witnessing, the psychological torture the killer is subjecting her to… just water off a ducks back, or whatever the Italian equivalent is. Listen, if I get brutally murdered - like he’s still stabbing my body after I’m dead- by some maniac while my girlfriend is being forced to watch while tied to a post like fuckin…
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Out of the Dark 1988
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Nobody handles nipples like Bobo.
The beginning is where all the good stuff is, the phone sex office scenes are great, funny, and give the movie character. That should have been the movie’s heart. But they put a stop to that real quick once the killings start, and bada bing bada boom the movie lost its charm. The glamour photo shoot scene was good too, they could have done a call back to that later in the film where she…
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Godzilla Minus One 2023
It’s difficult to say something like “Godzilla Minus One is my new favorite Godzilla movie” so soon after seeing it. It’s possible that it is, but movies like Terror of Mechagodzilla and Godzilla vs King Ghidorah are too fuckin good for rash decisions like that. I CAN say that out of all the darker Godzilla movies that set out to “return to Godzilla’s roots”, this one is absolutely my favorite.
Plot wise Minus One reminds me of Jaws (and not…
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