Ted

Ted

I thought this was a dating app.

Favorite films

  • La Notte
  • Perfect Days
  • The King of Comedy
  • Raising Arizona

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  • Feast

    ★★★★

  • For the Birds

  • Piper

    ★★★★

  • Ice Merchants

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  • Raising Arizona

    Raising Arizona

    ★★★★★

    Well, I was fixin’ to grab me a prickly pear margarita after a long day dodgin’ rattlers and sizzlin’ like a cast-iron skillet on an I-10 off-ramp, but then a haboob rolled in quicker than a coyote chasin’ a jackrabbit, so I just kicked back, watched the sunset paint the Superstitions pink, and thought, yep… reckon I could use me an Arizona wife.

  • The Apprentice

    The Apprentice

    ★★★½

    Jeremy Strong is so convincing, I slipped in AirPods while putting on a fleece vest over my button-down and started day trading.


    Does anyone need a Celsius or some Zyn at 2 AM in the morning?

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  • The Godfather

    The Godfather

    ★★★★★

    This movie is the reason why I enrolled myself in beginner’s Italian at a local community college.

    It’s the reason why I legally changed my first and last name to Don. 

    And it’s also the reason why I now wear suspenders even when I have no business to attend to.

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★

    This goes out to all the women who dated Leonardo DiCaprio.