Ted

Ted

I thought this was a dating app.

Favorite films

  • La Notte
  • Perfect Days
  • The King of Comedy
  • Raising Arizona

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  • The Last: Naruto the Movie

    ★★½

  • Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow

  • You've Got Mail

    ★★★

  • Blue Velvet

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  • You've Got Mail

    You've Got Mail

    ★★★

    “What is it with men and The Godfather?”

    Damn Meg, you got me.

  • 1917

    1917

    My god, how much does Roger Deakins bench?!?

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  • The Godfather

    The Godfather

    ★★★★★

    This movie is the reason why I enrolled myself in beginner’s Italian at a local community college.

    It’s the reason why I legally changed my first and last name to Don. 

    And it’s also the reason why I now wear suspenders even when I have no business to attend to.

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★

    This goes out to all the women who dated Leonardo DiCaprio.