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The Kid Detective 2020
if you come into this with the expectations of an adult kids movie, it’s quite enjoyable! i really wasn’t feeling it at the start but grew to quite like it. adam brody is pretty great.
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Lilya 4-ever 2002
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i don’t know it really didn’t resonate with me. i found the soundtrack a bit emotionally manipulative. like any time a piano track came on i kept thinking “oh ok the movie wants me to emote now”
and the bit where the kid plays basketball in angel wings felt really unintentionally comedic. wtf did bro take he like insta died
it is just misery porn, albeit more bearable than some other similar films but it’s a pretty low bar. the…Translated from by
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Talk to Me 2022
nobody likes sia that much
terrible performances and writing. did not care about a single character in the film, not even the child.
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The Substance 2024
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gives huge student movie vibes with the editing. treats the audience like they’re fucking stupid, shows the same shots what feels like hundreds of times. exceedingly shallow commentary. a movie that attempts to comment on the male gaze and patriarchy whilst entirely embodying it. found it very dull. it’s also way too long, should’ve been about a half hour shorter. you’ll probably get something out of it if you enjoy cool body horror and gore but it wasn’t for me.…
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