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  Gremlins 1984

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Nov 2024

  I'm not a 'Die Hard is a Christmas movie' person.

  Gremlins is a Christmas movie.

  How can Gizmo be so cute and the flashing Gremlin still be one of the funniest gags in a movie?

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  It Follows 2014

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Nov 2024

  A horror movie that doesn't fill in the blanks and you just need to go along for the ride.

  I want to know everything about their weird technology and why they included it in the first place.

  Also, if you have sex, there's a chance a grandma might murder you. So think about spreading sin.

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  Halloween Ends 2022

  ½ Watched 20 Nov 2024

  After the already incredibly disappointing Halloween Kills, Halloween Ends really does seem like it just doesn't get the point.

  I love Halloween 3 Season of the Witch. The idea that it's a) not about Myers and b) the mask is creating the villain is interesting. So Ends, not really being about Michael Myers, and instead about a different troubled kid who just stumbles upon him could have been interesting.

  Instead he's the whiniest, 'why me' little prick there ever was.…

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