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  Home Alone 1990

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  I can't believe how little of this movie is Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern getting destroyed by booby traps. Also this movie came out the same year as Goodfellas?!? It's charming, you knew that.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  I never want to yuck anyone's yum and everyone should enjoy things. I could not seem to care about this or its characters on their face. Willem Dafoe rules. Also, to me, this is a movie about how your toxic exes stop you from being happy in future relationships.

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  Shrek 2 2004

  ★ Added 1

  This movie is lazy, looks like shit, and is aggressively transphobic for no damn reason

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  A Royal Corgi Christmas 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Dec 2022

  A wonderful treatise on what is it to be royal and have corgis. Fun fact the rich talk show host at the beginning played by Erin McGathy IMPROVISED the line "Howd I do?"

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