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⬇️ Movies I been thinking about a lot ⬇️

Favorite films

  • The Apprentice
  • The Brutalist
  • September 5
  • Flow

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  • Kraven the Hunter

    ★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★

  • Assault on Precinct 13

    ★★★½

  • Mulholland Drive

    ★★★★★

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  • Kraven the Hunter

    Kraven the Hunter

    ★★½

    It’s ugly, it’s stupid, it’s bad. 

    But at the same time… you know what I mean? It’s not “gods gift to bad movies” as I think we all wished it would be. And like… there are brief, BRIEF glimpses of competency. Idk. Didn’t hate it. But fuck me.

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★

    This was… good? Pretty good? 

    It looks phenomenal. Pattinson is buzzing with energy and commitment. Every character is fully in on the bit, and it’s never not entertaining. I just think it’s this weird hodgepodge of tone that amounts to neither a fully satisfying laugh-out-loud romp, nor a deep meditation on identity and death. 

    I love that it’s a big, bold original movie showcasing Bong’s unique sensibilities, but I just wanted to feel more.

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  • Army of Darkness

    Army of Darkness

    ★★★★½

    It’s honestly a shame that most blank check filmmakers don’t ever attempt something this shameless. Sam Raimi really did the thing. 

    “Buckle up bonehead, you’re going for a ride.”

    Chef’s fucking kiss.

  • Five Nights at Freddy's

    Five Nights at Freddy's

    ★★

    Pop culture has finally left me behind and… fuck it. 

    Also, Matthew Lillard. That is all.