Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Soderbergh fucking cooked here. Sometimes it’s more than enough for a movie to simply be cool as fuck.

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  Michael Clayton 2007

  ★★★★ Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  The greatest possible use of George Clooney. 
  A singular parable about corporate isolation and exploitation serving as a catalyst for a moral reckoning. If I have a criticism, it’s that the prestige this film carries does not feel effortless. But the way the film is constructed does wonders to cauterize it into more than the sum of its parts. It is a sleek and classy thriller designed to feel urgent and important, and it pulls it off.

Popular reviews

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  Army of Darkness 1992

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Oct 2024

  It’s honestly a shame that most blank check filmmakers don’t ever attempt something this shameless. Sam Raimi really did the thing. 

  “Buckle up bonehead, you’re going for a ride.”

  Chef’s fucking kiss.

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★ Watched 03 Dec 2023

  Pop culture has finally left me behind and… fuck it. 

  Also, Matthew Lillard. That is all.