Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nickel Boys 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  I was worried the POV would feel like a gimmick or be distracting but instead it’s totally engrossing and absolutely essential 

  This shit happened within my parents’ lifetime.

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  Crank: High Voltage 2009

  Watched 18 Feb 2025

  Easily one of the most insane, fun, vile, stupid, ingenious, problematic movies I’ve ever seen. And it all looks like Tony Hawk Underground. Phenomenal stuff

Popular reviews

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  Madame Web 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Feb 2024

  The editing is funny, the camera work is funny, the ADR is funny, the acting is funny, the dialogue is funny, the story is funny, the backstory is funny, the product placement is funny, and, sometimes, even the jokes are funny. Movies are back in a big way

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  Little Shop of Horrors 1986

  ★★★★½ Watched 06 Oct 2023

  I will NOT feed the plants (expression of stony resolve softening, warm smile spreading across face) Ah what the hell. Have some blood, brother