Iron Man 3

Iron Man 3

2013
★★½ Rewatched

I will never forget how much I hyped up the Mandarin to all my friends and family as a kid when this was coming out. I told them all what a big deal and threat he was, and how he was Iron Man's archnemesis who I'd been waiting years to see him face off against on the big screen ... only to be laughed at by everyone after leaving the theater, when we learned he was just some british bozo…

Kraven the Hunter

Kraven the Hunter

2024
★★½ Watched

I didn't hate this. In all honesty, I actually quite enjoyed myself. It's very much a mess, with some of the most blatant use of ADR I've ever seen in my life and parts of it feeling unfinished - it's kinda clear to me that Sony pushed some kind of panic button after realizing their other spin off movies had flopped, and this movie probably suffered from it. But .. I don't think it's all as bad as people are…

Mr. Bean's Holiday

Mr. Bean's Holiday

2007
★★★★ Rewatched

the accepted headcanon between my friends is that Mr. Bean has created this universe and bends it to his will for his own entertainment and I love that

Venom: The Last Dance

Venom: The Last Dance

2024
★★★ Watched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

The Amazing Spider-Man 2

The Amazing Spider-Man 2

2014
★★★★ Liked Rewatched 1

I watch this movie like every year, and it's like every year I either come out of it feeling that the criticisms of it are valid or I come out thinking it's one of the best in the entire series - same goes for the first one. So strange, I guess it depends on how I'm feeling whether or not the choices that these two movies make work for me.

The Return of Godzilla

The Return of Godzilla

1984
★★★ Watched

"Don't go walking around like you own the place, you hillbilly!!"

It took me a while, but I'm finally wrapping up my watch of the entire Godzilla franchise. I took a break because I was waiting for this film to be made available on Max, and now that it is I can watch it, and finally Godzilla 2000 sometime soon. This is one of the films in the series that has always sort of been in my blindspot, having only…

Alien: Romulus

Alien: Romulus

2024
★★★½ Liked Watched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Borderlands

Borderlands

2024
★★ Watched 1

"Burger King isn't good for you. You know what else isn't good for you? Borderlands the movie." - big zake

Deadpool & Wolverine

Deadpool & Wolverine

2024
★★★★ Watched

Boys are so silly.

Every review out there for this has the most hyperbolic statements possible - it's either the best thing since sliced bread or worst since Hitler. I'm here to tell you it's neither. It's just a story about people who want to matter, who want to do & be something important.

The opening is exhilarating, immediately setting the tone for a bloody fun adventure full of multiverse hopping characters and the return of characters from a universe we…

Godzilla vs. Destoroyah

Godzilla vs. Destoroyah

1995
★★★★ Rewatched

"If scientists are optimistic, you reporters are sentimental and dogmatic."

A fan favorite for a reason, this film promised the death of Godzilla and delivered on telling a tragic tale of gargantuan proportion.

Dr. Yamane's grandchild being main players was something that I absolutely adored, as he was one of my favorite characters in the series. The return of Emiko, as well as the central conflict being Serizawa's work from 40 years ago, was fantastic. They treat the concept with…